Crusty curmudgeon last ditch barbecue sauce

1 servings

Ingredients

QuantityIngredient
1cupBroached Onions
2litresVanilla Extract
½poundsNeat's Foot Oil
2tablespoonsButter Or Oregano
1Fresh Poltroon, Diced

Directions

To prepare: With floured hands, on a floured surface, standing on a floured floor, and just generally surrounded by mounds and mounds of flour, combine the ingredients in a greased 5-⅝" by 16-⅜" pan, then pour the mixture carefully into an ungreased 4-⅜" by 18-⅞" pan and heat it until a 1-⅜"blister forms when you stick your hand into it. A Poltroon is a Spiritless Coward.