Wesley's secret eggplant recipe
1 servings
Ingredients
| Quantity | Ingredient | |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | Eggplants, or however many | |
| You can afford | ||
| 1 | Litre Kentucky Bourbon | |
Directions
Directions: OK, first, you take all the eggplant you have, and grind it up very finely in the kitchen sink built-in grinder...SAFETY TIP...watch out for finger tips & Bourbon bottles.
(Whoops, it all went down the drain? Oh, well...) 2nd, take the Bourbon and mix it well with water, 7-up, or a generic substitute. By this time, the odor and texture of the eggplant should be gone.
Rinse out your sink, and apply the Bourbon mixture internally.
Now, THERE's an eggplant recipe I can live with! Next time, we'll try it with a wine sauce!