Day old bathwater

1 Servings

Ingredients

QuantityIngredient
12ouncesCan frozen lemonade
12ouncesCan frozen pink lemonade
12ouncesCan frozen limeade
½gallonRainbow sherbert
Ice cream scoop
Mixing bowl
Long stirring spoon
largePunch bowl
Ladle
Cups

Directions

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About 45 minutes before serving time, set cans of lemon and limeade and the container of sherbert out to thaw. After 15 minutes, scoop out half of the sherbert's containers contents and place it into a brownish color. Place the remaining sherbert back in Prepare lemon and limeades according to the package directions and pour into the punch bowl.

Carefully float spoonfuls of the brown blended sherbert on top of the lemnade mixture, spreading it around to look like dirty brown suds.

Do not stir. Use a ladle to serve punch in cups. Serves about 30 dirty, nonbathing buddies.

Sicko serving suggestion: Float a handful of green, yellow and white tiny after dinner mints (tiny bars of soap), on top of your scummy punch.

From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN 0-679-86693-0