Yield: 1 servings
|⅔ cup||Butter, margarine, or lard|
|1 teaspoon||Vanilla extract|
|⅔ cup||Butter or margarine, or lard|
|2⅓ cup||Whole wheat flour|
|\N \N||Coconut; (tapeworms)|
|\N \N||Chocolate chips|
|\N \N||Butterscotch chips|
|\N \N||Peanut butter chips|
|\N \N||Spagetti or ramen noodles OR- peppermint extract|
|2 cups||Whole wheat flour|
|⅓ cup||Cocoa powder|
|\N \N||Grape-nuts(tm) cereal|
|\N \N||Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)|
|\N \N||Grape-nuts(tm) cereal cooked - (roundworms)|
|\N \N||\"puffy pastel things\"; * find at Chinese restaurants|
*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).
serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
From: Anne P. Mitchell JD k