Yield: 1 servings
| Measure | Ingredient |
|---|---|
| ½ cup | Honey |
| ⅔ cup | Butter, margarine, or lard |
| 1 | Egg |
| 1 teaspoon | Vanilla extract |
| ¼ cup | Honey |
| ¼ cup | Molasses |
| ⅔ cup | Butter or margarine, or lard |
| 1 | Egg |
| 2⅓ cup | Whole wheat flour |
| Coconut; (tapeworms) | |
| Chocolate chips | |
| Butterscotch chips | |
| Peanut butter chips | |
| Spagetti or ramen noodles OR- peppermint extract | |
| 2 cups | Whole wheat flour |
| ⅓ cup | Cocoa powder |
| Grape-nuts(tm) cereal | |
| Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each) | |
| Grape-nuts(tm) cereal cooked - (roundworms) | |
| Corn | |
| Peanuts | |
| "puffy pastel things"; * find at Chinese restaurants |
CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS
GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS
MIX-INS
*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).
serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
From: Anne P. Mitchell JD k