Dagwood bumstead sandwich

1 servings

Ingredients

QuantityIngredient
3largesOnions
1Head lettuce
4Tomatoes, sliced
1Lobster tail
1Eagle talon
1Fish (pref.2-days old)
1Pot spaghetti Cold and gooey
1poundsBacon (cooked?)
1Meatloaf
1Ham
1Fried egg (over easy)
1String of sausages
1gallonMayonnaise
1Jar of pickle relish
1Tin of sardine in oil
1Bottle of ketchup
1Bottle Sweet mustard
1Hot mustard
1Loaf Bread
Assorted cheese
Assorted vegetables
Assorted olives

Directions

NOTES FROM MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE: Now that he has announced that his joining his wife's catering business, cartoon chowhound Dagwood Bumstead is releasing the recipe for his famous Dagwood sandwich. See ingredients above. See directions below.

DIRECTIONS: Arrange the ingredients between two slices of bread.

Serves one.

From: King Features Syndicate Originally posted by: Elaine Caldwell (KVNH17B)