Beau's jalapeno bean dip

1 batch

Ingredients

QuantityIngredient
1cupHam bits (include juice, etc.; will be \"gelled\" from storage in refrigerator)
7Jalapeno peppers (fresh or frozen)
2cansPinto beans (16-oz) reserve liquid from one can
1teaspoonMonosodium glutamate
1tablespoonMinced onion flakes
1teaspoonMexene chili powder

Directions

Blend ingredients well and serve.

Beau's notes:

* There are no "jalapeno beans;" there are jalapeno peppers and pinto beans. I have two recipes, both of which are quite tref, but a Catholic should worry? But if you are hosting a Jewish person, smoked turkey will substitute most agreeably for the chazer called for in either recipe.]