Alligator stew #1

500 Servings

Ingredients

QuantityIngredient
400poundsAlligator, declawed, scaled and tee
6eachesPlucked ducks
1eachFat goose
2eachesBushels crawdads
6poundsEach mustard greens, turnip greens,
10poundsPotatoes
15poundsCarrots
10poundsBermuda onions
24eachesHand picked coconuts
12eachesPineapples to season
1cupCayenne pepper
5poundsRock salt
2cupsGumbo file powder
1each5 lb truffle

Directions

GARNISH

Marinate the gator for several days in laundry tub in good moonshine.

Run the ducks through the washing machine on permanent press. Hang goose on clothesline 3 days. Wash all the greens through the machine on gentle. Assemble all ingredients in the back end of a dump truck, now slowly back up over bonfire, leave 24 hours. Fill your caulking gun with mashed truffle and flute over the alligator and Voila- alligator stew for 500 of your intimate friends. Whatever you do, don't forget the finger bowls!